Thursday, October 01, 2009

Much A Lil Bit To Do About Not Much

From "Chad," writing in the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, an essay in honor of the NHL's opening day:
Baseball spreads half its players across a pasture, hides the rest in dugouts, and then, proudly aware that it is the only sport without a time clock, proceeds apace as though its fans do not have one either. Football, played on one hundred twenty yards of distant field in increasingly canyon-esque stadia, packs twelve minutes of balletic violence into sixty minutes of game time and two hundred minutes of real time. Basketball provides near constant action and often intimate attention, but when scoring occurs every twenty seconds, only the last hundred or so seem to matter, and they often unfold over such an excruciation of stops and starts and fouls and timeouts and team meetings that even the most dramatic finishes unfold like athletic arrhythmia. Soccer drops one lost ball amidst twenty joggers, offers almost as many riots in the stands as goals on the field, and is beloved only by a loose affiliation of drunkards, Europhiles, and overprogrammed eight-year-olds who have yet to convince me I’m missing anything of interest.

But there’s something about hockey.

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There are only two referees. There are no cheerleaders. There are no visits to the mound, no endless succession of pick-off attempts, no cascading pitching changes; the game has neither the time nor the patience for such piffle. There are no huddles, no audibles, no waiting for plays to be radioed into their empty helmets; plays and formations are called on the fly, run from memory, and most often improvised in brilliant bursts of athletic creativity. Each team gets only one timeout. There are fewer television timeouts in a whole game than there are in any one quarter of an NFL game. The time between prime scoring chances is generally measured in seconds, not in innings or minutes or hours.

Hockey is home to grace and grit, to brains and brawn, to prolonged periods of brute force followed by sudden explosions of astonishing elegance. It elevates teamwork and celebrates self-sacrifice. It bestows an annual award for sportsmanship and gentlemanly conduct. It inspires awe and honors tradition and does both at once, at the end of each season, when its two best teams meet to win and hold and see their names engraved upon the most hallowed, the most regal, the most revered trophy in all of professional sports.
There's MUCH more at the link. If you're a hockey fan you know what Chad is on about and you'll nod your head north-south all the way through the piece. But I suppose the essay might be an even better read if you're NOT a fan. At least you might understand what we're on about here at EIP during the play-off runs in the Spring… and tonight, on Opening Day.

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Speaking of hockey… it slipped our mind yesterday that the Wings' exhibition game against Farjestad (a Swedish club) was being streamed live on NHL.com. Not completely, mind you, as we did manage to watch the third period in its entirety. The game was decided by the time I tuned in, with the Wings leading 4-1. 


Still and even, we did get to watch a complete period and it was pretty good. It didn't surprise me to see a liberal sprinkling of Wings jerseys throughout the stands, but I was surprised at a few things. First, there are no nets strung up above the glass behind the goals to protect spectators from errant pucks like there are in the NHL (those nets happened in NHL arenas when a fan was killed after being struck in the head by one of those errant pucks a few years back). The glass also appears to be somewhat lower than that of NHL rinks, as well. The upshot is you'd damned well better be paying attention at a hockey game in Sweden! Second, it appeared the NHL brought its own officials to referee the games in Sweden. Dunno why that surprised me, but it did. Third, Swedish fans are more like soccer fans in that there were a tremendous number of outsized club banners being waved back and forth in the stands. And lastly, there were no English-speaking announcers or commentary whatsoever. It was almost like being AT a game, rather than watching it on teevee. And there were no teevee timeouts, either… just wall-to-wall action. I really liked that!

Oh. One other thing: the streaming feed was good enough that I could watch in full-screen on my peesee without getting a headache due to herky-jerking buffering. There was some small amount of buffering from time to time, but on the whole it wasn't bad. And when you consider I was watching a hockey game taking place in SWEDEN… in real time… it's like "Wow!" I (heart) technology!

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I noticed yesterday we're on something of a record pace here at EIP this year. We're gonna break 600 posts for the year… if I continue posting at the rate I've been posting. That's a pretty big "if," when you come right down to it. I've been slightly depressed about our traffic of late, seeing as how our daily average has dropped below 100 visits per day for the first time this year:
 

About which… I suppose it only goes to prove "quantity has a quality all its own" only applies to tanks and cheap-ass little fighters and not blog posts, as readers seem to be voting with their feet. Oh, well. We do this mainly for ourselves and remain amazed anyone drops by at all, actually.  So... for you few, you proud:  Thank You!

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Today's Pic: … is a Yellowstone re-run I published at some point in the way-back. I was out for an early morning putt on the mo'sickle and stopped to watch these pelicans (yep, pelicans. Don't ask, I don't know why) quietly cruising along the lake. It was one of "those" moments… in spades.

I continue to be impressed with PBS' "National Parks" series and have not missed a single episode. Ken Burns was on "Charlie Rose" last evening and did a 20-minute interview on and about the series (you can watch the interview here). The man is MOST impressive, as is his work. You're really missing something, Gentle Reader, if you're not watching "National Parks." It's simply great good stuff.

9 comments:

  1. We like hockey at the Barco home, but we don't spend too much time with TV sports, in general. SWWBO is a Wings fan, and I like them, too.

    As for your reduced reader base; I suspect it has something to do with your visiting the Barco Blog--It scares off the common readers because of our combined awesomeness!

    (Well, at least the Barco scares 'em off. I suspect people find my prose jerky and tiresome in the constant profession of self love. Or they think it's all made up...:=)

    Seriously, there are alot of places to spend blog moments. I'm sure it is cyclical.

    We sure gotta lot to drink about, right?

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  2. The irony in that hockey article is of course the fact that he slams all other sports, including soccer, but then includes absolutely nothing about soccer (but does with all the other sports) in the following paragraph:

    "There are only two referees. There are no cheerleaders. There are no visits to the mound, no endless succession of pick-off attempts, no cascading pitching changes; the game has neither the time nor the patience for such piffle. There are no huddles, no audibles, no waiting for plays to be radioed into their empty helmets; plays and formations are called on the fly, run from memory, and most often improvised in brilliant bursts of athletic creativity. Each team gets only one timeout. There are fewer television timeouts in a whole game than there are in any one quarter of an NFL game. The time between prime scoring chances is generally measured in seconds, not in innings or minutes or hours."

    Remove the last sentence, change "two referees" to three, and remove the reference to timeouts (there are none in soccer) and you've got a pretty good description of a soccer game.

    Sounds to me like soccer and hockey are a little bit closer than this author would care to admit. :-p

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  3. The countdown is on, Buck. 7PM Seattle time is getting close. Of course, the tube will be on to the earlier game, as well, but I'll need to be about some household and fatherly duties during that time.

    My 3 ladies (missus, daughter, and dog) have all agreed to either join me or leave me in peace to watch on my own, and either way I have been given a "one hockey game's length" of reprieve from all other responsibilities.

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  4. Buck, can't wait for the Flyers first game, next week. As usual they made off-season moves that irritate the hell out of me, prime among them was trading a player to a team we will see a whole lot. They are the players that usually beat us re: the “Ugliest” player in Hockey down in Carolina (wears #17). But, a couple of the guys they bought up from the ‘little’ team look good and I am hopeful for a good season.

    The thing in hockey is the physical aspect of the game, more so than any other sport. It’s fast paced, and you either get pounded or you are pounding someone and that is part of this that you don’t see in soccer. Yeah they rotate on the fly but a good team turns players out every 30 seconds, so your time on the bench is very short. Hardly enough time to catch your breath. Great Fun.

    This leads me to the post you made previous to this once, the Star Trek video (yeah it was funny). In the summer before my youngest son left for the Marine Corps we took him to San Diego, I had to do some business there and took the family along. Little did we know he would be stationed a year later up at Camp Pendleton but I digress, we made the drive across the desert up to Las Vegas to see stuff up that way but mostly because we all wanted to visit the “Star Trek Experience” which was in one of the big hotels.

    We are all great fans of the show, all versions and the “Experience” was good as well. While there, they had these theme actors that wandered around interacting with the paying public. We ran into a Clingon. He confronted the Son who had not only been playing Ice Hockey for the last 10 years but he had over the last 9 months been in training for his trip to USMC Boot Camp, just a few weeks away. He was in prime condition and the Clingon took notice. When he asked Jon what sport it was he played and Jon simply said, Ice Hockey, the Clingon said: “Very good, that is the only worthy human sport.”

    We all left there with smiles, with the Clingon’s approval of course !!

    BT: Jimmy T sends.

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  5. Darryl sez: I suspect people find my prose jerky and tiresome in the constant profession of self love. Or they think it's all made up...:=)

    I think your prose is excellent... you can tell an adrenaline-flowing tale as well or better than anyone, Darryl, your latest being a prime example.

    Mike sez: Sounds to me like soccer and hockey are a little bit closer than this author would care to admit. :-p

    Well, mebbe. Hockey lacks the fan riots, tho. :D

    Andy: We're in countdown mode here, as well. As a matter of fact, we're gonna begin Happy Hour a lil bit early today so as to get the cigar-smoking done before the puck drops in Bawston.

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  6. Jimmy: We were commenting together but separate... While I don't follow your Flyers as closely as I do the Wings, I'm well aware you now have that asshat Pronger, who will add a LOT to Philly's blue line. Chrissy is one of those guys I "love to hate" and I'm glad we won't be seeing too much of him this year. He's a dirty SOB, but when he's YOUR SOB it's quite a different story, innit? :D

    GREAT story about the Klingon, LOL! "Only worthy game," indeed!

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  7. Pelicans are awesome.

    I enjoyed visiting Zion National Park, Bryce and Grand Canyon aswell as Monument Valley this year. All beautiful. Hard to think that was so early on in this fast moving year.

    I lovvvve watching sport. Pretty much anything. I even got into American football a couple of years ago. It was tough going as (sorry) but it's a bit slow going at times. BUT. I was supporting the Giants all season. Fell asleep the night of the cup final (it was 4am), woke up and they'd won!

    Cheers fellas. Have a great time watching the game.

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  8. I'm glad Mike pointed out the hockey/soccer similarities. I was going say something along those lines, but he did a great job of it.

    The pelicans are cool.

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  9. Alison: I'm thinking it's a shame you don't get our PBS... coz I'm thinking you'd really like this Burns film. I've been to all the parks you mentioned and since they're kinda-sorta in my neck of the woods I've been thinking of revisiting at least one of those soon... most likely the Grand Canyon. Mr. Burns has motivated me!

    Lou: Hockey is faster than soccer by an order of magnitude, which is the key difference.

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