Thursday, May 17, 2012

Wrong

My Buddy Ed In Florida sent this, along with other amusing sex quotes (Wanna see 'em all? E-mail me.):


I'm sorry but you're wrong, Mrs. Bush.  Your premise may have been true for your generation but it's much less so these days.  My admittedly anecdotal experience gained since about... oh, 1972 or so... makes me believe that oral sex is endemic amongst American women.  I cannot remember ONE woman with whom I had a relationship during that time who didn't indulge in the practice, for better or worse.  And believe me: I've had BJs that were eminently forgettable.  I've also had memorable ones, too, but it's entirely possible Young Monica didn't have the necessary skills to make her encounter with the Big Dog memorable.

That said... I agree with you: Clinton lied.  But not for the reason you state.

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  1. Like Rome, that impeachment marked the end of the empire. It is all downhill now.

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  2. Barbara does have a sense of humor. You may be right about the generational thang on oral sex. I don't think a man would forget oral sex in the Oval Office with a young woman who was not his wife.

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    1. I agree with you about Clinton's circumstances, Lou. I certainly wouldn't forget it!

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  3. Funny thing; I was just thinking of a bj I got about 20 years ago from some woman I met at the mall. Struck up a conversation and somehow it led to an encounter in the car. Glad security wasn't around. Barbara is right. Most men won't forget that kind of thing.

    Think I will make a trip to the mall today.

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    1. I'm thinkin' your memorable experience was more about set and setting than the act itself, right? I can remember "unusual" locations QUITE well. Those events... like on the floor of a crisis intervention hotline, on the lawn in front of the Klamath Falls marina at 0300 hrs, or in the base librarian's office at Unnamed AFB... were all memorable.

      Which reminds me of an old joke a buddy of mine used to trot out occasionally: "Did I ever tell ya bout the worst sex I ever had? It was GREAT!"

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    2. Buck sex on the beach (the real thing, not the drink) ain't always all it's cracked up to be either (did I just make a pun? :) ) Those damn fine sand granules manage to get into every crevice imaginable. The grit and abrasion:pleasure ratio is NOT always favorable, lol.

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    3. I had some beach experience in my youth, Virg. What you say is TRUE.

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  4. What was Woody Allen's line? Sex without love is an empty meaningless experience, but, as empty meaningless experiences go, it's one of the best.

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    1. Allen had a LOT o' great lines about sex, this is one of the best.

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  5. What Lou said.

    And, the "locations" thing . . .

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    1. Especially the locations thang.

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  6. I think that person from Arkansas didn't want to admit he did things with the other person. "Ugly ---- are like Mopeds; Lots of fun to ride but you don't want your friends to find out".

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    1. I'm surprised Hillary didn't kill him.

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